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[–] [email protected] 56 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

Second time I've seen wreck-as-wreak on lemmy today, in fact.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Not my meme, just too lazy to edit it myself.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Too lazy or are your respiratory problems acting up?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Jesús, heal thyself

I mean jesus it really must be tough to breathe

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

My apologies, PugJesus. I didn't notice it was You. Please, forgive my insolence. May Your wheeze be as rare as the worthy souls in this life.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago

Hey, a Benchy!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Himbs a chubby boy

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I wish I had that little tank for rush hour commuting.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wow, that is cheap! If only I had somewhere to drive it, and spare cars to set up around the track to crush with it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Because it has tires and not treads, it's OK to drive on paved roads (treads tend to tear up asphalt), and apparently legal to own and drive in the greater 48. Jay Leno has one in his car collection.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Is there anything Jay Leno doesn't have in his collection?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Non-denim clothes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Proper fire suppression?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Alternatively, following a similar naming convention, the Weasel : https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wiesel_AWC

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

I love the idea of like the Shriners rolling around in little tanks for parades.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

The Stipa "Flying Barrel" was, it could be plausibly argued, the pioneer of the turbofan engine that powers pretty much all today's big passenger jets.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

the engine and propeller completely enclosed by the fuselage—in essence, the whole fuselage was a single ducted fan

Wow, that is pretty unique.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The French also tried this.

Guns: oui. Planes: non.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wow, that is a rather cursed-looking aircraft design. Did it work?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Evidently. 141 test flights, caught fire while taking off, no reported casualties. There's a second one in a museum that is pristine because the project was cancelled right as they completed it. IIRC the pilots did not appreciate the noise level inside the cockpit. Can't imagine why. Doesn't help that the canopy is not hinged: it goes over the nose.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Ah, the V-173 Flying Pancake on the bottom right! The most durable airplane that never was

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Today was rough so thank you. That little stubby plane is adorable.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

The boat looks like someone just printed out a gigantic Benchy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

It often falls to the good guys to wreck the havoc that the bad guys wreak.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

What is this? A military for ANTS‽ It needs to be at least three times this big!