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[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Backup plan. Take a length of fibre cable with you. When you get lost burry the cable and sone fuckwit with a backhoe will dig it up and you can follow them to society.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

As an electrician, this is true.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (2 children)

But now you're stuck in the woods with a libertarian. You're worse off than before.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Only if you rule out cannibalism.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Don't eat libertarians. They're full of parasites and taste horrible

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Nuh uh. Parasites violate the NAP and therefore do not exist in Libertarian society.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

By speaking aloud in the woods I have mixed my labor with the land, and am therefore entitled to claim ownership. The libertarian is obliged to respect my private property and vacate the area before they violate the NAP by trespassing. By claiming the woods, I'm also no longer lost: I'm home.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's how you summon Ron Swanson.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I'm not Ron Swanson but my moustache was twitching. But since I'm here I'll just say that there's nothing that Government can't make worse.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (23 children)

Or you could talk about Biden and a random tankie will show up to tell you not to vote.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

this is super spammable. You could use it with vegans, bicycleists, standing desk proponents, free software enthusiasts, apple fanboys, anything. Its the ultimate meme!

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What would make a transcendentalist appear and convince you to just stay lost?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

go to a hot dog stand and order one with everything

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

What if I don‘t believe in the existence of libertarians?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Dear libertarian: if taxes are theft, what do you think of surplus value?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

This is true

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Ownership is only achieved through violence, or the implied availability of violence. Collective or otherwise

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (2 children)

One can't help but wonder if people here have sophisticated ideas on Proudhon, or just really no clue at all about anything.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

♪ Throw your hands in the air cause property is robbery!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

This cuntry is woo

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