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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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>become friends with a woman
>have the secret intention of becoming her boyfriend
>get friendzoned

why are women like this?

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Women spelt backwards is nemow, concerning don't you think?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

Looking into it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

really makes you think

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I posted yesterday about how Adam the caveman fucked over men by creating women who be shopping, truly tragic.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Would Lilith have been shopping? Who can really say

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

She friendzoned you because your posting is bad.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

i hate reddit

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I tell woman I want to rip a mean toot

She laughs

Y wom liek ths?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

have the secret intention of becoming her boyfriend

Subtle as a heart attack, everyone knows what I'm up to

She still tolerates my fumbling advances, while remaining polite and even supportive

Helps me with my wardrobe, encourages me to socialize alongside her, speaks positively about me with her friends

Genuinely demonstrates Agape towards me and cultivates these same emotions in me

We form a deep and lasting friendship that spans many of our own erotic relationships with others

God damn, I hate this so much

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

i watched when harry met sally and thought the movie should have ended with them having ruined their relationship by fucking. if you're going to say "men and women can't be friends, the sex gets in the way" stick to your guns"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Should have ended it like the Seinfeld episode where Jerry can't make Elaine cum.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Can I have her number???

😂👌

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

because men post like that

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Anti-Men Aktion

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

>become friends with a woman
>she has secret intention of becoming my girlfriend
>friendzone her

Why am I like this? 😔