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I dreamed that I had been taken on a class trip to an Israeli recreation center. One side of the pool had several Palestinians chilling in it while the rest of the people were off having fun on the other side, including all my classmates. I wanted to say something but I was a little scared. However, I still didn't want to be with all the other people in the pool, so I decided to explore the facility. It had all kinds of neat features and I went up several staircases. Looking through the strange sites I begun to think about how Israel was the "real" North Korea that liberals imagine in their heads. I saw strange statues and monuments. Just as I went up another stairwell, a white Israeli woman came up to me and asked me to come with her. I quickly realized that the front line of Israeli security were young attractive women and that this was a cynical Israeli ploy just like in real life, i.e. IDF thirst traps. She said I couldn't go alone and ushered me back to the rest of the group. I eventually wandered off again and ran into another Israeli guard that asked me to come with her. This time, I refused, and another guard, this one armed and in tactical gear, emerged to back her up. They said they needed to take me in for questioning. Remembering what Israelis do to those imprisoned, I ran. Alarm bells rang out and I realized that if I could just escape then I would be out of Israeli jurisdiction. I ran towards the doors as the alarm blared... and then I woke up.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

🎶Welcome to the Israeli recreation center!
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place) such a lovely face
There's plenty of apartheid at the recreation center!
We got Zionists here, you can find them here🎶

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

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