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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

The best time to start making bread was three hours ago, the second best time is now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

this is me about all tasks ngl

one thing that sorta worked for me was using a bread machine and starting it before bed so it'd be fresh in the morning

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

On the plus side, pitting ravenous hunger against executive dysfunction while almost exclusively eating food I prepare and cook myself has turned out to be both a good diet, a good way of rationing food, and a great way to actually make myself get up and do something productive even if that's just baking some bread or turning a few ounces of tofu, a single egg, and a pack of instant ramen into an actually good and filling meal.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

rat-salute-2 braver than the troops

If that were me I would simply bankrupt myself in an effort to continue eating like shit. I like cooking but ask me to make time for it and the answer seems to always be no :(

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I didn't make bread when I should have, so I don't have bread now. I keep saying "I should go ahead and start it" but then I look at the clock and another hour has passed without me starting it.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

o i c

The best time to bake bread was 4 hours ago. The second best time is now.