Because they had to turn around in your driveway
this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2024
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In what circumstances would you consider murder a smart choice?
Maybe in some instances of self-defence?
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They diss your mom in a COD lobby. (Happened IRL)
Turkey bacon
You went to sleep in the driverβs seat of a vehicle at a festival, hit the parking brake with your unconscious hand, and rolled over a tent with somebody in it.
The entire motivation of the bad guy in Madame Web is that he saw the heroes killing him in a dream so he wants to kill them first...
The only reason they want to kill him is because he keeps fucking attacking them...
That movie is so fucking stupid
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Driving drunk.
Boredom.
Having or not having a moustache
My favourites are killing refs for making bad calls, or killing other parents because their kid did something in a game
On accident. Oops. Damn. Sorry! Fuck now you're dead and everyone's sad/mad and I'll be in prison the rest of my life. Dammit π
For entertainment.
Some guy once killed a man over a beanie baby
Because they've given you everything you've ever wanted, been nothing but genuinely kind to you, and done nothing you've ever disagreed with.
These other answers are dumb, but for it to be the dumbest it has to be dumber than "they did something I don't think is wrong" and instead is "they did something that everyone agrees is right."
Tickle fight!
You could watch a documentary about serial killers or check current wars, it's full or dumb reasons to kill other people.