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Kate Middleton is dead and it's all the left's fault. (hexbear.net)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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If you hadn't pissed on Thatcher's grave making bad vibes she wouldn't have died during her abdominal surgery and wouldn't have had to put out an AI photo to trick the gammon she's still kicking.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

She had to go to Turkey to get dental care and they accidentally gave her the leg-lengthening surgery and everyone is terribly embarrassed.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Wait I thought she got a BBL

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Butt is legs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

longer legs is basically the same thing right

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

You're welcome.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

illuminati 'the iceberg goes deep, stay curious!'

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

it's actually her husband who's missing/dead. she of course got transed by the woke mafia and is now going around as prince william.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The British royal family needs the Romanov treatment

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Theory:

Her husband realised they weren't in fact brother and sister and killed her in shame of diluting his magic flag cum/blood. Her body's been hacked up and buried all over their stupid fucking castle.

In, like, a month, a corgi will unearth a finger bone.