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Elmo is Hamas (hexbear.net)
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[-] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

dawg I'm fucking dying this shit is great please tell me it's real

[-] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago

Nobody has linked it and while I'm not a Twitter user I can't find it by googling so pretty sure it isn't.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

I couldn't find it

[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

Knowing JP, it probably is.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago

It's fake, though given the insane shit he's posted in the past I too was genuinely surprised it wasn't real.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Aww, I even left 2 comments here because of how funny I found it. First time I fall for a fake post this badly sadness

[-] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago

sadly its fake

[-] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

It's ironic that a Jungian psychologist is arguing with a puppet. peterson-sus elmofire

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

What if they are both mupets?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

I really love this arc. Yes, keep dunking on the beloved childhood icon! Keep making it obvious that there's nothing to your ideology other than pent up rage and hate for everyone!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

He writes like a high school sophomore doing Very Deep Poetry

[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Trying to woo girls with a binder full of poems he wrote called The Winterspring of Broken Hearted Boys. Turning a page he settles upon one in particular and clears his throat before reading the title. "Grandma's Muff," he begins.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

syllables: 2 - 4 - 7 - 3 - 3

add them all up to get his mental age: 19

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

I should’ve put “‘90s barneyposting comes back in vogue” on my bingo sheet for the decade

[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

The Peterson-Zizek debate was fun, but what I really want to see is him in a thunderdome with Elmo. Specifically that antisemitic Times Square Elmo who screams at people. The match won't end when one of them dies, only when one has fully eaten the body of the other. Finish this thing once and for all. Eat his fucking bones Elmo.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

antisemitic Times Square Elmo

“He started talking about Fisherman’s Wharf as Jew Town, and the Jews this and the Jews that, in a derogatory, racist fashion,” Meyers added. “I was getting upset. There were kids in the cars, young girls listening.” However, Sandler clarified that his comments were not anti-Semitic, but anti-Zionist, and he is simply “a Jewish man critical of Israel.”

walter-shock

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCogsi4uxlM

I can't seem to find the original anymore, just news coverage of it. Cookie Monster has to talk Elmo down from fucking it up for everybody by screaming "Hindus rape children".

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

You know you're a real academic when you go beyond equivocating Israel with Judaism, but also equivocating all Muslims with Hamas.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

The level of derangement these fascists have over Muslims just existing is the on the level they have about trans people. I'm honestly surprised there hasn't been more Christchurch style terror attacks on Muslims on the west.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Ever since 'scum' started featuring more in his vocabulary, JP has been sounding more and more like one of these guys

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Embarassing numbers. Maybe he should go back to tweeting about ccp cum dungeons.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

The benzos turned his brain to the right consistency of mush to give us this form of entertainment.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Hamas Will never
win Over the ~~righteous~~ keepers Of
the West Up yours, scum

It almost works as a haiku.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Needs a season signal and a better turn in the third line:

Never shall Hamas
Stamp out these Western lilies
Up yours, scum

Keeping the third line to three syllables seems sufficient to convey the sentiment but we could always add a "Kill! Kill!" for effect.

Join me next week for another episode of "right wing fever dream phrases as verse"

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Why are they trying to make "the West" such a thing?

It wasn't this way historically. In WW2 nobody stood for "the West".

They're trying to get Atlanticism in with an assumptive close.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Jordan Peterson's one sided beef with Elmo continues

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

HWOOU

Trust the plan, bucko

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago
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