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Honestly this would be pretty gourmet if you spread the mayo, go with two square Ritz instead one a round one, and cut the cheese/spam into square.
this post was submitted on 10 Mar 2024
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And stack it like:
ham
cheese
mayo
cracker
I'd add another cracker on top too, but that's optional
i didnt know ritz had squarez.
Squarez Ritz: gourmetz editionez
I'm not a big fan of American cheese, but this shouldn't be too bad. It's roughly a ham and cheese sandwich.
Roughly a third grader’s snack
fuck I didnt even realize i made lunchables.... god damn I think I need an MRI
Good eye
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These guys are from another planet where this food is appealing:
Yes, it reminds you of a ham and cheese sandwich.
I would definitely eat this and regret it later.
off-brand SPAM
Lips and assholes scraped from the very bottom of the barrel!
I like musubi, but the price of Spam is ridiculous right now. I'll stick to my other choice of lips and asshole scraped from the very bottom of the barrel for now, bologna.
i hate it i hate it i hate it im sorry.
Good choice of mayo.
With a neater presentation this could look appetizing
Good lord
I nut
Was it KAM?
i dont know what that means
I'm guessing it was Treet then
Jesus, I at least fry the spam first, and I never eat American cheese. What a savage.
if I fried the spam Id probably melt the cheese on the spam bits while it was frying, and then you're leaving the doman of shitty food
I live in europe now but I grew up in the states and american cheese is like an ultraprocessed hug from my ancestors
American cheese isn't even "ultra processed". It's basically just cheddar with a couple edible chemicals added, one being a salt IIRC. Nile Red did a video on it
heh!
I gave my kids Spam & eggs for breakfast as a "treat" when we went camping, they loved it!
Then thier minds were blown with Spam masubi (Spam sushi).
thats hawaiian, yes?
Absolutely!
And it's amazing!
I suppose one could make it- just sushi rice, nori and a spam slice... how thick? is it fried at all?
Sushi rice, saute or grill the spam to carmeliize, nori wrap....thats it. Maybe eel sauce. easy peasy.
The Hawaiian cooks I had used the can to mold the rice, eel sauce, then placed spam over the top, sliced to shape, the nori wrap.
bueno