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Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.

I'll start:

HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Lies. Girls myth. Me never seen.

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Signup for lemmy through memmy. Choose normal name. Invalid name. Choose normal name with number. Invalid name. Choose invalid name. OK.

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Chef's kiss.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

On Lemmy. Am man.

[โ€“] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Just name. Boring. Add magik! No more boring

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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your username and server combo plus this comment.

I'm not looking at your account because there is no way you can live up to what just happened in my brain.

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Name funny. Many Y.

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Clouds get low

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Left bagel in kitchen Go upstairs Where bagel

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Squirrels in yard. Squirrel gnawing on corner of house. Squirrel.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Instance name lemy.lol. lol thought would be funny.

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

am very cute

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[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Girl pretty and strong. Girl cool and brave. Mash names together.

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Who knows? But plan to find out

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Choose two random words

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x * y * log (x)

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

donuts good. donuts fun. donuts make happy. (donuts not healthy, maybe avoid.)

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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Humanity sucks. Destroys ecosystems. Feel hopeless.

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Try to push code to remote repositories. Make typo. Command doesn't work. Get annoyed. Repeat gazillion times

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"Very dark. Likely be eaten by grue."

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Looked at birth name. Took first letters. Added trademark - distinguishes from others because original. Became EccTM.

*shakes fist at random dubai toastmaster group on birdsite for using EccTM too*

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reading theory

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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s20 took class in college. Class had anonymous essay final. s20 was assigned designation s20 for judging. s20 decides s stood for student, thought ha-ha funny.

s20 realizes story not that interesting. s20 ashamed name origin boring.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Chicken taste good

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