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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Cavemen lived to be 150 years old.

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Pronouns are murder.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Cavemen lived to be 150 years old.

It really is that bell curve meme of

  • Cavemen died instantly. You were an old man if you got to age 23.

  • Cavemen actually never died. They were literally elves. This is because they lived on a diet of heavily processed meats and pill supplements.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I also like fascism...

Pronouns are murder.

You're getting arrested.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

I knew this site couldn't handle my truths smuglord

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My 99 Uncomfortable Theses are better soviet-huff

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

99 Uncomfortable Feces

stuff I'm constipated

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

a couple truths

mf posts 5 🙄

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Truth #6: A couple is anything under ten

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

He's polyamorous, duh