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[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That is Jesus’s favorite gun!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Alternative opinion, that's Jesus's least favorite gun.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

"I don't understand why Christians wear crosses around their neck. [...] Do you think if Jesus comes back he ever wants to see another fucking cross?" - Bill Hicks

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's jesus' favorite in the way that bats are batman's favorite animal, I guess?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Bruce Wayne is scared of bats though. That's one of the reasons for the bat costume.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Welcome to the joke

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Well yeah, I wouldn't think he was firing a nail gun at people he was hopelessly in love with!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Says you! I shoot my nail gun at workers on telephone poles because I don't want them to fall.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I bought that dollar suitcase too, but it was in Europe so the postage meant it was just an empty suitcase.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I came here to say this.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Wow, that's surprising. Usually it's not hate when I'm looking to nail something.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Usually, but ~~occasionally~~ rarely there's the hatefuck.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

If you get in an argument with your neighbour and put a framing nail into him, that’s assault. If you put that nail into protected minority and it can be proven that you were motivated by bigotry and a desire to subjugate that minority, you are guilty of a hate crime, which is a much more serious crime

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I am very happy that this person wasn't able to obtain a fire arm easily.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Look out! He's got love nails!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Clearly the police are anti-semites. /s