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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

He just really likes cheap wine

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Nope, he has no penis or genitals of any kind

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Dude spends like 30 thousand years like "I wish I had a dick to jack off" :(

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Seeking the golden path was actually wishing he had the html for pornhub

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

He tried to do 1960s style stand-up but the "please take my fish speaker" joke didn't land