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If it fits you must acquit (lemmy.world)

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

The hands, specifically the two giant fingers, really creep me out.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

I don’t get what they did with the hot dog bun. At first I didn’t get it, then I thought I got it as a euphemism with the hot dog, but the bun really throws me off. Help?

[-] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago

Weird guy stuck his johnson in a hot dog bun at the grocery store, hence why he's the defendant pictured in a criminal hearing

[+] [email protected] -6 points 6 months ago

Didn't get it as well. A hot dog bun looks nothing like an ear. Where would he have put the q-tip? Came looking for an explanation in the comments.

It's really just a dick joke? What does a dick have to do with q-tips? Or ears? Like, that's a really weird setup. If you're going for humour-for-6-year-olds, why bother with all that prologue stuff that isn't really connected to the joke anyway?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

Q-tip fits the ear. Dick fits the bun.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Your comment made me understand the 'joke' but it didn't make the comic funny. This is low-brow humor at absolute best.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Explaining a joke never makes it funny.

Also, you're calling a joke low-brow while also admitting you didn't understand it.

Do you also need me to explain why that's a self-own?

[-] [email protected] -3 points 6 months ago

Also, you're calling a joke low-brow while also admitting you didn't understand it.

The part that's hard to understand is the convoluted setup with the q-tip. That comic is like that meme with the guy doing a kick flip on a rake... Two panels that have a weird setup with a statement that actually runs contrary to what doctors currently recommend, just to end up with "lol, I pulled out da penis in public and put it in bread! Funny!". It suggests more depth than it delivers so it leaves readers wondering what the hell they missed... Just to then ask people and realise: nothing.

[-] [email protected] -5 points 6 months ago

Lol imagine being the guy that thinks understanding unintelligent 'humor' is somehow a flex.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Imagine being this much of a jerk over a webcomic

[-] [email protected] -5 points 6 months ago

Imagine being so sensitive over a webcomic. What, did you draw it or pen the idea? Why so defensive?

[-] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

Some of us just like to troll haters like you.

You still kept replying after all.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

It's not just "lol dicks." With just a single balloon of words, we can imply that this dude stuck his dick in a hot dog bun in public, got arrested and is on trial, and this is the best defense he could think of.

[-] [email protected] -3 points 6 months ago

It's not just "lol dicks."

proceeds to explain the dick joke

Additionally, you don't need the first two panels. Like, not at all. It's a dick joke with a long setup that seems to give it more depth when it doesn't.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

hates on the joke

Admits they didn't get the joke

Proceeds to double down on their missing the joke and hating on it, even after it was explained by multiple people.

Wanna keep going? I can do this all day.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Is that Bob Oblong with limbs!?

this post was submitted on 05 Mar 2024

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