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That poor doctor
The pound of dirt on me adds mass and contributes to my fighting weight.
the dentist can tell that my gums are torn to shreds. i'll take their scorn full on instead.
These days I tell the dental hygienist that I don't floss and I'm not gonna before my butt is even in the chair. They laugh and drop it. We both know I'm not gonna don't waste your breath!
I need to know that the doctor can love me at my stinkiest. It helps me trust them.
guy who doesn't wipe his ass too
"stool sample? sure, just take a swab!" 
this post was submitted on 04 Mar 2024
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