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[Boomer humor] Is his fursona a bear or a rattlesnake, you can't send mixed messages like this Pops!
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The creativity of the furry community yet again strikes me in my absurdist bone with how imaginative they are with their art.
Furry artist exist as a deep state operation to get us used to the more... Unusual... Alien species out there.
And yes this is the only function of the deep state is funding furry artists.
I'm sure a long career of incinerating defenseless villages from 10000 feet has made him an expert in hand-to-hand combat
He's infantry-coded so bet he friendly fired a bunch of his buddies while on patrol because the brave Vietnamese freedom fighters snuck into the middle of their patrol, popped off a few rounds, then gleefully ran off while the American soldiers had a firefight with themselves
Dont provoke him,
He might go and lose another war
Conservatives making up scenarios to get mad at.
"He doesn't play fair"
So is the creator of this admitting that US troops were committing war crimes in Vietnam?
When I was a kid I didn't really understand what "doesn't play by the rules" meant, now that I'm older I understand it means war crimes and human rights abuses.
i'm sure that this is exactly how this real life scenario went down
Also he was spat on and called a baby killer when he came back to America after the war
That tour guide be thinking: my dad literally kicked your ass and now I have to deal with this shit.
Touring a country you committed war crimes in? You deserve the PTSD episode.
And also expecting the "This is what the war was like" tour not to remind you what the war was like.
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That is such a good joke to have come from such a mid place
Shattering expectations
Does that tattoo just have "BAD" written inside a spade? Is there something I'm missing here or is this just boomer 
I mean it literally is boomer humor comics
It's a bear-snake chimera, duh.
Snake-bear-pig I bet
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Someone eli5, been staring this thing for couple minutes trying to catch the joke
There's no intended joke. It's just complaining about how the youth don't respect the Vietnam vets who napalmed women and children.
He's going to totally kick their asses for daring to disrespect him.
Sure, but when I say I want to do this I'm a "thin-skinned snowflake."
Badass when they do it, wimpy when we do it.
There is no joke. The artist and the intended audience might think there is a joke but there really isn't any joke in there.
This is the cartoon version of conservatives being unable to tell jokes because they get angry half-ways through and starts ranting instead of telling the joke.
Careful, if you push him too far, he'll burn your village and kill your wife and kids
Vietnam hat? So I guess now participation trophies are fine?
Whenever I see someone wearing those hats I wonder if they want me to feel pride for them, or pity.
Of all the things that have never happened, this scenario never happened the most.
If were going to snap and kill a bunch of ppl hed done it already
Uncritical support to Al, hell say something raxist and get banned from the dennys
Poke the bear a lot actually
I think this qualifies as otherkin or something. Been a while since I studied furry lore.
Why's there a tiny safe next to the salt and pepper?
Think it is a napkin dispenser