this post was submitted on 03 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I get it. You don't want people to know you have chrome, internet explorer, edge, and real player installed.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

and that bit of code is very confidential NDA CIA shit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

You joke, but NDAs do not

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

“I swear to cat god, if you type one more button on that stupid bumpy bed I’m gonna chew those little sausage fingers right off.”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Knows type but doesn't know keyboard? I think you made this up.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Yeah, they’re a cat but not an idiot.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

I know it is hard but when your cat is done with work, you will get fed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

What! No try, catch ()?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Sing me a song of brethren, and I might share a pic in kind. Mine learned to read clocks I the winter hours, but follows the sun betwixt the equinoxes.

He's a shifty one.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)