At least God didn't say Bad Request
this post was submitted on 02 Mar 2024
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First I'll ask on heavenoverflow what's wrong. If it's too complicated to fix I'll docker-compose up a FOSS openheaven server instance with blackjack and hookers mod.
Peter screwed up again, dammit. We can't afford to have any more outages or we'll miss all our SLAs!
404 - Heaven not found
Damn, the Talos principle was a good game
Just proves that nginx comes from heaven.
"Let's see your nginx logs and config. They'll point us in the right direction...Oh did you mean to have the 'human_suffering' option set? Yeah... It's that on by default and you have to intentionally override it."
More like 503.
In my case it's more like something from the 400 range
403, oof.
I knew it! nginx is the holy webserver.
Try the stairway
In the old times, it’s 402
4xx is when you do something wrong
5xx is when the server does something wrong / something is wrong with it
I know, I am more referring to the old commercialised indulgences… I think I am not clear enough in my comment
I know, I am more referring to the old commercialised indulgences… I think I am not clear enough in my comment
I was thinking about such a joke, the edit makes it much clearer
That's just God telling you to go to the bad gateway.
Can't hear "God" over the sound of the chainsaw