Lol of course Stephen Miller would have a verified account.
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https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/why-is-it-called-an-ice-cream-parlor
ice cream salons were initially for women, I cbf finding a better source because it's so silly who even cares? (I'm certain there's good stuff written about this, I think Rowan Ellis had a recent video about almond moms which was some easy mindless viewing)
anyway, just market the icecream as HIGH PROTEIN GAMER FUEL or whatever, problem solved, men can have sweeties
i give my tongue a real workout with cones tbh, gotta give the cone a good time 
Literally too scared to do something as simple as buy an ice cream, because you're constantly terrified that people will judge you for every little thing you do. Oh but you're totally a confident alpha male or whatever.
It's so funny/sad that people waste so much time and energy thinking about this stuff. I remember when I was like 20 people told me I couldn't get a cat because people might think I was gay.
gender is so funny
What you should do, get high, then get the ice cream. Its so much better now!
I'm always conducting important business.
Ring, ring. The phone rings. I answer it.
Oh, hey Greg. I'm swamped . . . with business. Stocks, bonds, golden parachutes...
Remember those days on the football field, Greg?
Last weekend feels like ages ago.
What? Today? After work? On the football field? The old stomping ground, eh, Greg? Just you... and me...
and Steve... and Stu...
And Mark and Leighton...
And Chad
Five o'clock. I'll see you then, Greg
I'll see you then
All I want to do
Is spend the day with Steve and—
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
I can't wait to get home to my boys
mfer was licking his ice cream saying "uhhhhh maybe the genocide will pause for a bit on the weekend. yeah i think the weekend. oh well actually maybe next week. but hopefully it'll pause for the weekend. i think by monday actually" and these idiots think the weird part is the ice cream.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: