They're better than dragons at fitting into tight spaces.
this post was submitted on 22 Feb 2024
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Polymorphed dragons beg to differ
Or any dragon strong enough to force their way through.
It's been twenty hours and nobody has said anything gross. I think I might be at the grown-up table
And wielding cool battle-axes, presumably.
Ratfolk: somehow worse than both rats and humans at everything
That's a Linoone.
Better than a noone at everything
Because Lizardfolk are an evolutionary peak of reptile genetics, whereas dragonborn are an off-shoot of draconic lines; one is a culmination of several key aspects in a single group, and the latter is a hereditary scraping of the barrel.
Tbh you guys are comparing a blade of grass to a tree from an endangered species and complaining that the tree is stronger.
Are they better at doing pushups though?
Sure, lizard folk can do so many pushups and a normal lizard mainly just quits runs away after the first one. No contest.
I hate dragonborn. They are a race created by dragons but they don't have dark vision or flight? But don't worry they have shitty breath weapons.
Wait till i tell my dragonborn party
Gem dragonborn tho... Kinda goes hard
Kobolds: Just silly little guys
The lizard folk are better than dragons at fitting in the inn.