Ask Lemmy

I can live off soiled bread I suppose

Ooo fishies

I came up with the spelling based on the word "pattern", and this was just a screwy way of spelling it ~30 some years ago and it's just what I've always used. I'd probably be screwed if I had to rely on it, other than finding patterns in nature can help animals stay alive, I guess? That's all I got.

It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us. I don't know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist and, I don't know, maybe it was just shock and it's wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die - Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.

:,(

People think I'm bullshitting all the time.

I'm aceing at it, sadly.

Seeing as you can't eat rocks I'd practically be dead.

I'd be just fine.

Basically no change.

Pretty good but I have the feeling Quantum Computing will kill me if Im not careful.

I guess that I'm now praying to a really shitty version of Satan, uh. Or perhaps selling really cheap lamps?

("Lvxferre" is just broken Latin for "Lucifer", or "light-bringer")

Not a lot changes

I will foolishly ride my dolly to safety like a wobbly skateboard. See you later losers!

Guess I'd better whip out the scarves and space berets. I'll be just fiiine.

Well, I can hunt, I guess.

Im okay with this, whole movies exist with this outcome, good times ahead

Yeah I’m pretty fucked if my ability to stay alive is predicated upon my assembly programming abilities. Don’t ask me to multiply.

I got an RC car... At least I'll die having fun.

I'm fire proof, and a shit speller.

My name is genuinely not actually Steve so I'm good

But what if it didn't happen in my timeline?

I now rule a highly advanced, militaristic, and xenophobic alternate reality and have psionic abilities. It's not as great as is sounds, my future wife is going to psionically teleport a gray-goo bomb into my chest at the end of the big climactic boss fight.

your cash and your jewelry is what i expect

I'm mostly fine, I hope

It doesn't have to be good, right?

im now a vampire with a slutty thrall?

i guess theres worse ways to live

I think I'd be alright.

Uh oh...but if taken literally like the idea my best friend had when we were on acid and whip its, could be delectable. I'm willing to take the risk.

Would be nice to be buzzed all the time

Monté Christo was quite skillful.

I need to work on my temper

Porn i guess

I hope for your sake that your name isn't Jack.

I guess this one is a bit of a freebie for me.

I'm not gonna worry about it

Mecha + Magic = Mechagic Im in a magic mecha, i think im doing well

Seems like a fun spell

The Grasshopper Mouse kills scorpions and then screams about it afterwards, so I think I'll do alright.

Most of them are dead, but Mr Burns has enough money to keep me going a while.

I try to save money anyway, so I guess it’ll be ok. At least as long as nobody needs avenged.