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[–] [email protected] 98 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (7 children)

The same bull logo in the original image inverted. Upside-down, it does indeed look like a robot violating a crab.

Just to save folks from having to google for it like I just did.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Looks like the crab is pleasuring the robot to me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Full on rodick to crabmouth. I bet there's foam and everything.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

It's a crab with a fancy haircut putting in work.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Why not? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

roko's basilisk is the fear of god rebranded for a wider audience

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Joke's on the Basilisk, I'm into that shit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

That's what she said.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I've never felt more powerful browsing on my phone.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Eventually this will be a issue as we evolve into crabs

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Looks like he has crabs

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Bruh, just turn your phone or ctrl + alt + arrow on windows. For Linux idk if there is a common shortcut someone can fill me in there.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

The hero we knew we didn’t need. Thanks

[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago

For a shitpost this is quality

[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ummmm, I see a robot reading a book on a designer table😇

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh you sweet summer child….

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

It's a book about fucking crabs.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's a robot reading a book!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Yes, while on a whore's back.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

That's great. Also, the Kentucky Wildcats' logo looks like two birds fucking.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://piped.video/Gg9HHjSca1E?si=ACiZtD7g-PZ7pCLs

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Dammit these upside-down sport team logos are making me horny for robots & birds.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

I’m in my 40’s and never seen that. Excellent childish humor right here that I too can no longer unsee :)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

Damn. Now it's that forever I guess.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

... From a certain point of view.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Haha, silly, crabs don't have souls...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Them crab cheeks is THICC

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I do not fear the backside as you do!!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Damn, so its a "Head" Crab?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Naw this ain't holy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Damnit. I just got my family crest tattoo. Now I'll think of this.

Bull tat

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

At least the robot looks like they regret their actions.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I'm from Chicago and thanks.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Where is the bull image from?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Chicago Bulls basketball team logo.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Wumpus be wildin

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