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Beat me to it
Now I'm just imagining this critter breaking into one of those weight lifter supplement stores at night, scarfing down a whole aisle and then hitting the gym to pump some iron before the humans arrive in the morning.
The scary part is that body is built by mauling woodland creatures.
I want a crazy millionaire to get a cougar, feed it steroids and salmon, and make it workout until it is the pinnacle of terrifying.
It'll pounce out of the shadows like a derailed feline freight train, tackling local bears and moose to steal their lunch money or give them swirlies in the river.
From the looks of things... too late! (gulp :-P)
In case anybody ever is in this situation, I've heard and seen on a couple videos that animals are afraid of things being thrown at them. Any time they see something moving that's not supposed to move it's because of a lot of strength. So throwing a handful of small rocks at it is generally enough to scare it away.
Here's a YouTube short of rock throwing in action.
That being said there are no stories of throwing a rock and it not working so take that as you will
It is very obviously squirt bottle, fuck you cat.
I'd still slow-blink to see if friend.
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Skat skat skat... Yell it, do it in your pants. It's all good
"YonOuttaHeeuh! Go-on! Git!"
"Skibidybop on out of here, jive cat."
Shitshitshitshit shit Sounds like shishishishishit
Just turn your back so it will know you're not interested.
A gun
The opposite of pspsps is, believe it or not, pspsps.
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
You want more boiling oil?
Fuckfuckfuckfuck
You just hold out your hand and try to pet it.
"PewPewPew"
kshkshkshksh
"Spspspsp"
CrunchCrunchCrunchCrunchCrunchCrunchCrunchCrunch
šicšicšicšic (shicshicshicshic)
Gunshots.
Idk that thing looks like it's ready to take a bullet
This kills the cat
Eventually yes, but depending on what you use/where you hit, it could power through enough to fuck you up a good amount. Adrenaline does that sort of thing.
Predators love trying to kill you up until they realize you might cause some kind of mortal would to them in the process. Once they understand that they tend to go look for an easier meal.
Except for that lion that ate like 100 people in Africa. That dude was a bad ass.
Built different
"Škac!" Is what you say to chase away cats. May not work for one that big. Although sometimes housecats scare away bears by hissing, so who knows.
How do you pronounce that s?
As sh in shit.
nice thanks