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[-] [email protected] 143 points 1 year ago

The more you reread it, the more you notice how impressive the wordplay is.

[-] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago

A glassy, jarred look on her face.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Took me a few to get the noodle part lmao, It just naturally reads as a euphemism.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I am on the internet for so long and read the whole thing. Disappointed with myself.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Son, I am dissapoint

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Goddamn this one got me good

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Is this loss?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

This one is clever.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I hate it when my spaghetti sauce is on her period (> -.-)>

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

But she's obviously not on her period

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

These fucking posts man

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Bahahah this is pretty good

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
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