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[–] [email protected] 87 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Fuck you Keith. 20 minutes of me showing off a new board game took less time than one day's worth of your stupid stories and terrible jokes.

Certainly didn't require an email to the regional director.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Keith is a little bitch, fuck that guy

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Fucking Keith

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago

Spend 30 minutes chatting = fine

Us playing a game on break = distracting

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

It's always a fucking Keith, isn't it. All the homies hate Keith.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Oh god I had a Keith at my work place. Wanted to show me shit on his phone instead of working. What is it with Keiths!?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago (1 children)

First out loud laugh of the day.

Thanks! Get fucked, Brian. Nobody likes you.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He's tried. Nobody wants to fuck him:-P.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ain't nobody's standards that low

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

It's a common phrase on Lemmy though: we can go lower.

Urg, but then again, just... why!?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

There's one on every construction jobsite as well. We call them "newspaper".

They don't get invited to the unofficial "safety meetings". Some people just don't get workplace camaraderie.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I work in trades and I actively avoid that "camaraderie", because 99% of the guys are total douchebags whose idea of camaraderie is completely misplaced.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago