Prediction: in the future it'll be incapable of running games, will be a designated Twitter machine.
this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2024
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They'll call it X Box
Given the comments last week assuring people that Xbox was still going to make consoles, my money is on a streaming only console with no local games.
Online access required 24x7
Ugh, I hate how extremely likely that is 😮💨
TwitterBox AKA Bird Cage.
Twitter is called "X" now, so xbox still works.
Yeah but there is only one person on the planet who wants to call it X.
Is it Secretary of the Treasury Janet Yellen? World renowned celloist Yo Yo Ma? Former Liverpool FC left back Steve Harkness?
Just a shit ton more layoffs
New indecipherable naming system.
The New Original Xbox X-S Console Series was just announced with two levels, the X-S Pro-X Phactor or cheaper ST-X Pro-BoxX 2.
The previous gen Xbox X/S will be re-released as a subscription legacy product called Xbox One 2.0.
The Xbox 12 will run on Windows 12 and is basically a locked down PC that runs another Xbox DRM layer on top of Windows 12 that makes it so you cant actually use it as a PC.
That's exactly what microsoft would do
It’s kinda what they already did
But now Xbox games just need to target windows and that minimum hardware of the “console” that Microsoft sells. Then if a game is released on Xbox it’s already on PC.
Of course, it’ll be in the Microsoft Store and not on Steam. M$ coming for Valve’s lunch; thinking they can push them off Windows and onto Linux, which will then not be supported because every AAA game will have a Windows-kernel anticheat and not run on Proton/SteamDeck.
They’re coming for the gold, boys.
Ooh how about this, you can subscribe to Windows as a service on your Xbox for only $9.99 /month? Also, if you want access to the games store you need the full Windows experience on your Xbox.
See, yes, exactly.
I guarantee you their upper and middle management would convince themselves this makes sense.
I used to work for them. The management is basically all fucking delusional, out of touch psychopaths.
And also the games are running via wine cuz Steam is doing what Microsoft couldn't for decades.
That's basically what xboxes have been for the past two generations already, despite the snark that kind of makes them more open than other consoles just because the games are basically already PC games
Except that you cant actually use it as a computer without DRM without a ton of fucking work, nor as a gaming device without DRM without a ton of work.
MSFTs development notes and such for the Pluton CPU architecture heavily draws from wanting to be able to stop people hard-modding existing Xboxes.
A separate, physical security co processor doesnt work because people figure out how do basically flash an Xbox, or do some kind of software stun lock, then physically remove the anti piracy doohickey, then finish flashing the thing into a hackDbox.
Thankfully the linux community appears to have neutralized that threat for PCs running Linux, at least.
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I'm going to guess they're just going to announce their first party games are coming to PlayStation and Switch 2
Now if Sony and Nintendo will just return the favour... That would be so great!
Pretty sure if Nintendo allowed their games to go to other consoles it would cripple their console market. Their consoles are notorious for being underpowered, so their big selling point is the exclusive games. Why would I get a Switch 2 when the cheapest Steam Deck is (probably) around the same price?
Ah, you're thinking about this too pragmatically. All they need to do is release it two weeks earlier on switch and add a Luigi donkey skin(he doesn't even need to be playable). Do that, and people will pre-order everything, apparently. Gaming consumers are dumb.
Did someone say "preorder?" Where do I sign up?? Is this the right queue? Literally standing here with my credit card, please just tell me
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We need to push to end console exclusivity. It's bad for the consumer because it pushes more sales of a console you may not want, rather than the consoles competing on their own merit.
Their fans gonna be mad if they try though
Lol let them
Nobody but nerds on forums care. You'll hear loud noises and they'll continue to sell their shit in droves.
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Finally, it'll be shaped like an X!
The first one was kinda x shaped
Too much box! Not enough X.
It was a box with a big x in relief yeah
Xbox Two
Nah, that would be too logical. It would be the Xbox ONE XX
Xbox Y
Ybox or Xboy
Oh my god please be Yboy and include an absurd marketing campaign designed by boomers, aimed at zoomers, looking to re popularize 2000s era skinny jeans emo-lite sort of fashion with unimaginable pretention, but with absurd zoomer/gen alpha lingo.
Be a Yboy. Play a Yboy.
Get you a man that plays on Yboy.
Girls be like: Nah, he don't play Yboy?
Only one thing to say: Y, boy?
(as the mixed race female instagram influencer manically switches from sultry disappointment to extreme anger, then to giggling, while leaning down exposing her cleavage as she wags her finger)
Not to be confused with Xbox Series Y.
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DirectX13 will be a wrapper windows only API for vulkan /s
Xbox Xero
They're going back to Windows PC gaming so that Linux doesn't take over.
Would you like to get some info going back to 2005 regarding the interest and effort Microsoft puts into PC gaming?
You misspelled “they’re gonna require all games sold on Windows to be explicitly licensed by Microsoft in an effort to capitalize on Playstation exclusives”
I hope they announce a controller with gyro
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