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[-] [email protected] 92 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

There's always a relevant xkcd:

(actually quite a few in this case...)

[-] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago

“I am totally unappreciated in my time. You can run this whole park from this room with minimal staff for up to three days. You think that kind of automation is easy? Or cheap? You know anybody who can network eight connection machines and debug 2 million lines of code for what I bid for this job? Because if he can I’d like to see him try.”

Plausibility Level: 5/10 Gibsons. Classic overweight, underappreciated IT guy…who runs and is secretly stealing from an island full of deadly reanimated dinosaurs.

https://sdtimes.com/coders/how-realistic-are-these-21-coders-from-movies-and-tv-shows/

[-] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago

Linux is a slippery slope to Dilophosaurs consumption. Fun fact: the slippery slope has a cameo in the movie!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Excuse me, but clearly it's UNIX that leads to Dilophosaur consumption. We know this.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

40% of BSD installs lead to shark attacks.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

This is aunix system I know this

[-] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago

https://fsv.sourceforge.net/

If you’re like me and always wanted to view your files in a weird 3D way after watching the movie.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Thank you, that was a nice bunch of memberberries

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Member bespin city

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I thought it was irix running that silly 3D file system viewer. So it was a registered Unix compliant system.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

He must've learnt C. Now if only he'd learnt Rust, he would've been safe and had a blazingly fast🚀 escape

[-] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

And being eaten by a motherfucking velociraptor in a mfin electric substation, coders are weak to dino sadly.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Oh, Mr. Arnold.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Its illegal to reboot a server without first saying quietly "Hold on to your butts!"

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I just chain smoke on my 286

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

(geting eaten by dinosaur) At least i dont half to code javascript anymore!!!!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

It's true. The odds increase several times.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Look, just because you know how to code doesn't mean you have to steal dinosaur DNA for the CIA. That part is totally optional.

You could choose to instead hack an oil company to implant a worm that siphons off all the extra money rounded off by bank transactions and disguise it with a virus that makes oil tankers capsize.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Hack the planet!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Increases your risk of becoming a fat arse too

[-] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago
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