Allegory of the Goon Cave
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
We can easily forgive a child afraid of dectuple Z cups, the real tragedy is when men are afraid of dectuple span asses.
So sick and tired of the goon discourse. Back in my day people used to bust fat nuts to "big titty bonanza #5" and call it a day. Like everything else now in WOKE ameriKKKa you have to make your cumming habits part of your identity, smdh my dick head.
Professor Lando is a good name, idc what theyre lecturing about
He has to be a good professor too, LIGMA University is renowned worldwide
Go Ligma U Catboys Nyahh
Alright I've been too afraid to ask but fuck it. Is this just another name for stimfapping or are a significant number of people actually doing this while not on uppers?
I'm sure some of them are probably doing some kind of uppers to really get into the mood of a 24 hour goon sesh but I'm not sure there's any huge amount of people giving themselves completely to the hedonism treadmill.
"That's right. The name's Lando." - This guy probably.
He moonlights as Professor Linda sometimes.
this doesn't really help
is it just cranking all day or what
Yes. Some gooners claim they have gooned for a solid 24 hours.
i don't want to live in a society any more
People talk shit but the gooning -> achieving nirvana by awakening Kundalini energy and merging with the divine goddess shakti pipeline is a real thing.
Wow, when I was young goon cave meant something totally different.
Well actually it meant the same thing, but had a different etymology.
why is this guy cranking it to Gardevoir and Sonic?
Because drawing actual porn would get his channel deleted and its funnier that way.