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English Kings named Charles and dying due to their own stubbornness - name a better duo.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

GBnews is actual cancer so I wouldn't even click it if I were you. Plus, nobody else seems to have reported this.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is it too early to get the crabs out???

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Condition yellow. Crabs on standby.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

wasn't there some controversy here about GB News being a sort of shitty site for news? He is a big supporter of alternative medicine, and that dude Michael Dixon is a homeopath and also leads the medical team for the monarchy. But idk this is also just one dude saying this. It would be pretty funny though if he actually did this.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

They employ a bunch of right wing cranks like Nigel Farage and Andrew Neil, so as much as we all want this to be true, consider the source.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

This is so much more interesting to me than Steve Jobs. Jobs was just a colossal asshole who thought he could outsmart death because he sold phones real good. The King seems to believe in actual magic, if this and those clips of him talking about traditionalism are anything to go by.

Steve Jobs was a man who believed in nothing, except his own vanity and ego. King Charles is a man who apparently has faith in the divinity of royalty. Obviously he's just as wrong as Jobs, ultimately, and will die, but I can't help but have a little respect for someone who actually believes in something, even if it is something this stupid.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

He's afraid the doctors will MAID him like they did his great grandfather.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_V#Declining_health_and_death

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Cancer handshaking Chemotherapy with the text "Killing King Charles" in the middle

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Does colloidal silver count as a potion?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Yes, I'm sure the king's royal court potion crafter makes potions using the best colloidal silver every so often, not too often or he'll turn Smurf blue.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

he's just trying to delegitimize (new word just dropped) the nhs

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What would be a british version of Breaking Bad called?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Don't forget to fucking die a slow and painful death, Charles.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

AKA adrenochrome. They love laughing at us

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

God save the king. Oh? Too bad

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Love to see it

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