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Image transcription: Screenshot of a post by 'Omnipotence.' The post says: 'My printer is threatening me.' Attached is an image of a phone notification from 'HP Smart' that says: 'You're low on ink. Never run low on ink again.'


(Originally published earlier today on universeodon.com)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Big Brother is watching you

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Meanwhile, ours is just being melodramatic….

Text on printer display that reads “Toner (K) near End of Life.”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

My printer when I say "but who cares if it's 3rd party ink??"

Darth Vader saying:

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

You should see what it does when you try to put aftermarket ink in the printer and HP's flimsy excuse for why that is.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I've altered the consumption pattern. Pray I do not alter it further.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

when the machines take over it'll be revealed that the printers were their scouts

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

@[email protected] my printer threatens me too! It’s a conspiracy!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

sorry printer

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Oh no, you did not just make that pun!
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