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seems like the natural alternative to Ozempic and lets me eat a ton, pretty much no downsides

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago (1 children)

sure but please look into no-kill shelters and rehoming tapeworms that have lost their owners, buying a purebred tapeworm perpetuates a breeding economy that actively harms the parasites themselves in the long term

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

Don't rescue tapeworms often have parasites? I don't think that's a dynamic I want in my life.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Get two so it isn't lonely.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My bonded pair of tapeworms

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago

my emotional support tapeworm

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

Give it a name and tell everyone you're eating for two

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

Sure, if you want to chase that "active tuberculosis" beauty standard and your idea of a good time is shitting yourself while your bile ducts shut down and you get dementia from neurocysticercosis.

All in all, pretty awesome.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

a pet is a big responsibility. consider getting 2 so it doesn't feel lonely.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

If you have allergies, it’ll help with that as well! Win win!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

wait these guys are optional?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

my cat could probably help you out with that

(jk I treated it but he had a big one a couple months back and I have no idea how, he's an indoor 3rd floor cat)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

what, like in a terrarium?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

As a doctor, I would say that's a great idea and you should do it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I don’t think they actually consume that much calories

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Stop spreading FUD

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Anti-tapeworm propaganda

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I feel like there should be a trueanon rule for life to reference for this question

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What are you going to name it?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)