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[–] [email protected] 84 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Alternate title: Find someone who can sit on your face

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago

Hung like a horse too.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 9 months ago

You have 69 upvotes and it's perfect, I won't upvote you instead I'm commenting for awareness

[–] [email protected] 76 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The final score read backwards is "boobies"

My work is done here

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

They missed an opportunity to make the level be 69.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

Put it all the way to the left with the foot facing up. Gotta build for the next Tetris somehow

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

Seems my mom was right all along. Hey is for horses.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

The J is a pretty valid piece. You get the second most score by triple clears with them. It's those pain in the ass square blocks that can fuck right off.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I don't know why, but I always imagine knights moving forward and then left or right, I always get infuriated for some reason when I see their movement described the other way around.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I visualize it the same way

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I visualize the vertical move like that, but the horizontal one I see as swooping around behind.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

My beloved Ls and Js have been plenty useful in building up for a double t spin or speed comboing a ton of lines really fast to overwhelm someone. Give L and J a little love!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

This was cute and uplifting :)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Nobody seems to have noticed the long four block on top, that was put down last turn. It could've made three rows and made space for old blue J here.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

How did the block leave the tetris field entirely? Surely the sad L block would be left alone in the far left corner.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Little known fact: all discarded Tetris pieces are used to build chess boards.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How does the chess board not vanish as it's completed?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Good question!

The Tetris board is 10 x 20, while a chess board is only 8 x 8. Although if you ever place two chess boards next to each other by accident, you'll have to buy another, so be careful.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Hold, most of the time the "get the fuck out of here L/J, there's no space for you" button.

And then I remember right after pressing it that the previous piece I held was the exact same one.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Beautiful. Never give up hope - somewhere there's a horse out there looking to sit on your chest.