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[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't be able to hear it over the sounds of all the mites

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

You wouldn't be able to hear anything as they crawl all over your face.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

and then you hear your pregnant coworkers belly silently going "humanzee humanzee"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I think humans would follow Meowth rules

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I think you missed the joke

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I was in a hurry, but in my mind, a baby will cry but then say "human, that's right!" Afterwards

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Not if your wife fucked a chimp

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Do you think when the birds wake you up at 5am they'd be saying their full names, like "Red Breasted Chickadoodle", or would they just be screaming: "BIRD BIRD BIRD CROOOOWWW CROWWW BIRD BIRD" ?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Well the pokemon are named after the sounds they make, not the other way round, so a red breasted chickadoodle would instead be named after whatever sound it makes.

There is also some historic precedent for humans naming animals after the sounds they make, one being cats being called 'miu'.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Cows should be named Moos. But, what about the actual moose?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

"Fhaawkwyoo"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If the voices in your head are brain parasites, is that better or worse?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Those are just friends

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

i regret clicking on this post