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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Image transcription: Keanu Reeves claims that he has aged so gracefully because he refuses to acknowledge his birthday every year.

(Originally published on mstdn: 2024-02-03)

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[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I try to do that too but my family won't let me.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

what's a birthday?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Some people just age better. Probably the shit he has to do for the Wick movies helps.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

me too. Birthdays are overrated.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

or because he's a man.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

So did my dad…He passed in 2014 at the mental age of 29.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Keanu must be a Republican!

this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2024
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