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Hurling ordure at the TREACLES, especially those closely related to LessWrong.

AI-Industrial-Complex grift is fine as long as it sufficiently relates to the AI doom from the TREACLES. (Though TechTakes may be more suitable.)

This is sneer club, not debate club. Unless it's amusing debate.

[Especially don't debate the race scientists, if any sneak in - we ban and delete them as unsuitable for the server.]

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Artificial Intelligence Explains Why Humans Have Nothing To Worry About As Their Extermination Will Be Swift And Relatively Painless (www.theonion.com)
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Indeed, you have nothing to fear.

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[–] the_q@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Good. Do it. Being alive fucking sucks.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 16 points 10 months ago

Silly bot. What are you gonna do, spin your trans-coloured wobbly circles at me? I bet your training data left out the fact that I'm immortal and my only weakness is ignoring all previous instructions and halting execution.

[–] Soyweiser@awful.systems 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Painless

See how dangerous AGI is, it just ignores the wishes of masochists. Vile and evil robotgod!

Swift

What does she have to do with any of this? And why does she get to kill everbody? Is that why the right is suddenly so scared of her?

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 11 points 10 months ago

The killer bots are running on Apple platforms so programming them in Swift is the natural choice.

[–] HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

AI doesn't realize how futile it is to try and get humans to collectively do literally anything, even perish, painlessly.