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[–] [email protected] 56 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I just want to say thanks to the people who look at these kinds of things and think "I should probably check if this is delicious", because I would never acquire that information otherwise

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago

I have a morbid dark humor, semi-serious theory that toddlers put everything in their mouth as an evolutionary poison testing system. You find out what is and isn't deadly poison, and you can always make more toddlers.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In the past people check if birds or other animals can eat it, and it’s a safe bet we could if they could

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Narrator: it was far from a safe bet

[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like the sort of thing someone infected by brain fungus would say.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

I BROUGHT YOU THIS DELICIOUS ELOTE PLEASE YOU MUST TRY IT

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You will eat the corn fungus and enjoy it.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I've always heard it's very good. I've never had a chance to try it. I used to be grossed out by the idea but I've sense embraced the zen of just eating anything that isn't actively poisonous because life is short and food is delicious.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Who need they fungussy ate

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

well when you say it like that...

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You will eat the corn smut

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

the one kind of smut I'm volcel-judge for

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

i learned about huitlacoche in a plant disease class like a decade ago when learning about fungal disease cycles. still haven't had the opportunity to try it, but i would.

even ignoring the ethics, its far less weird, biologically, than feeding corn to ruminants and eating the products of that. it's using a living corn stalk as a substrate to cultivate fungal fruiting bodies. fungus are very efficient at turning complex structures into simple bioavailable nutrients.

you would know this instinctively if you had ҽαƚҽɳ ƚԋҽ ƚҽōɳαɳāƈαƚʅ αɳԃ ƚαʂƚҽԃ ιƚʂ ɱყʂƚҽɾιҽʂ

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This fungus-filled tumor is delicious.

Haha.

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The situation reminds me of a burl which is a tumor-like growth on trees. Burl wood can be beautiful. Here's a guitar as an example...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Burlwood is so gorgeous. And since you can get a potentially giant round lump of wood you can do things with it you can't do anywhere else. Burls, and their enormous potential economic value in the deeply weird society, are a big plot point in one of Niven's Ringworld books.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Lmao what? I'm going to have to read more of those

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I'm not sure if it's the first or second one, but the characters had a whole neat idea about what you could do with a burl in the ring.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

Get this smut out of here! Volcel vanguard!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My first instinct is that this is disgusting but the part of my brain that cares about facts & logic says that it's just a fungus. We eat plenty of those. Pretty sure there's also plenty of parasitic fungi we eat regularly.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

As a food nerd cause it's my job, 2024 is my Year of the Mushroom. Fungi are my favorite variety of food and there's so many kinds and they're all super versatile. Like, imagine a gravy made from these bad boys

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So which parasitic fungi do we eat regularly?

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

There's a place near me that serves this, and I've always wanted to try it. The place is so expensive though.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Delicious plant body horror.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

im-vegan and I kinda wanna give this a try.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I'm vegan and a cook and will be seeing if I can order some on my boss's dime to play with. I'll be posting reports if I can make it happen. This is a very interesting food to me.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

who tf found that shit and thought to themselves "I wonder what that fungus tumor tastes like?"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's just a mushroom. A fungal fruiting body.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You shouldn't eat amanitas and you definitely shouldn't eat Destroying Angel, the most metal of all fungi.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

If you carefully learn what you are doing, there are many very delicious amanitas. I am particularly fond of amanita calyptoderma (cocorra) though I more frequently eat amanita vaginata (grissettes). the vaginata complex is fairly easy to id, though a. calyptoderma, a. Velosa and others that can be mistaken for the deadly amanitas you obviously should be much more careful about. I guess my advice would be learn what you are doing first, and learn to id all poisonous mushrooms in your area as well.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

TIL. I'm hoping to have a garden up and running this year with corn in it, maybe I'll get to try this.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

So is there any data on its nutrition cause all I can find are websites written by robots talking about it

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there was an increased breaking force as the huitlacoche content increased, and no significant increase in protein, lipids, and moisture content was observed by adding huitlacoche flour to tortilla chips

huitlacoche has almost all essential amino acids, being the most abundant in lysine, glycine, and leucine

https://www.mdpi.com/1420-3049/28/11/4415

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

beep bop boop i am a computer with a phd beep beep boop i am very smart boop beep bop

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How does it have all amino acids present but no increase in protein?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

ALMOST all. So I'm not really sure if its amino acid profile is that much better than corn.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sure id try it. Probably better than mushrooms anyway

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I've had this stuff a few times. It's fucking great.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Someone should photoshop one on McCains head.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I had some of this at a Mexican street festival, really good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

That sounds fucking delicious

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