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Whoa, you're a hacker! (programming.dev)
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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

You use terminal because you know what you are doing.

I use terminal because I want to feel like a hacker in a 90's movie.

We are not the same.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You use the terminal because you like the UX experience.

I use the terminal because the best IDE I can install on my work server is vim7.4.*

We are not the same.

*VHDL and SV. I can't install python for TerosHDL

[-] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I use the terminal only to install something I need

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

People know what dropdown menus are called :O

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, my mom would say "Where's all the stuff" to refer to buttons, drop-down menus, etc.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Terminal is even more impressive if used in full screen

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If you want impressive, you have 4-6 seperate terminal windows that take up the whole screen collectively. The laymen assume you're hacking the NSA or something if they see that.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You use the terminal

I use the Command Prompt

We are not the same

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You can do both with Windows Terminal!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It ain't hacking unless I've got a ski mask on.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

sees a monospaced font

omg is that hacking????!?!?!?!11

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yes, I use PowerShell with garish colors. Yes, I have to Google every step. No,I don't understand the Microsoft docs.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

To be fair, I used to work there, and not even Microsoft understands their docs.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Me when I run sudo pacman -Syu

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

WHOA! SLOW DOWN with throwing out the mystical text! You wanna summon a demon right here?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

We live dangerously around here >:)

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I've lost count of the amount of times my terminal has been referenced as being the matrix. Hasn't happened much since WFH though.

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