this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It loops every 30 seconds and says "Hell yeah dude"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

The menu has a zero dollar breakfast sandwich that never gets made if somebody orders it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'll take the salad bowl with feta, olives, and thousand island stare dressing.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

The secret ingredient to the dressing is offering a veterans discount and playing explosion and gunfire noises out of the speakers overlayed with radio chatter every time somebody asks for the discount. It’s just regular thousand island otherwise

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna go there and order 40 Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches fried in peanut oil.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Jimysious Deannikos would not tolerate such heresy. Stavorussyious of Athos would never use a new-world ingredient, Balkan ingredients are the best in the Mediterranean.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Alright fine, I'll just take a dozen cheese chop sandwiches with extra cheese and chop!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

this concept would only work if the gyros from it are dope as hell

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A gyro food truck that plays “Hero” by evanescence like an ice cream truck.

“I need a gyro, to save me now”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

A gyro food truck that plays “Holding Out for a Hero” by ~~evanescence~~ bonnie tyler like an ice cream truck.

I need a gyro I'm holding out for a gyro 'til the end of the night

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

i didn't think you could improve on the idea of greek food ice cream truck but here we are

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

You had the idea of a Greek food ice cream truck before? I’m flattered to have arrived at a similar notion.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Faaaaaaava beans