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if you could have one superpower what whould it be? this (files.catbox.moe)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Imagine your superpower is teleportation but only to a sitting position onto a chair in your field of view.

*throws a chair above a chain link fence*

*it lands upside down*

"Fuck"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

"Do caltrop chairs exist?" got added to my search history today

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Join a circus by doing the thing, to earn money to pay off the crushing medical debt that you only incurred by doing that thing in the first place

It is flawless

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hell yeah watch me tween between sitting and standing without having the stop moving. So much time saved

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

The best part is that you can use that saved time to tween even more!