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Where can I buy a cake at 3am? That's when I want cake, but even as an adult with a car, I am unable to get cake. π©
Well, that kind of cake. I can get a different kind on Grindr 24/7.
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Where can I buy a cake at 3am?
Any 24-hour supermarket.
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Your heart might stop you, eventually.
I think you mean pancreas. Though, IDK which would come first.
As an adult you should realize that eating a cake any time you want is unhealthy and should have the self control to delay that gratification. Sure noone can stop you, but you should have the self respect to stop yourself.
depends on how often you want to eat cake
Boooooriiiiing. I'll have a slice of the chocolate please
Depends a lot on your genotype, I think. I wouldn't eat it every day, but I've never noticed any ill effects
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For me, it was a whole honey glazed ham.
Damn I had a birthday recently and I totally forgot about that option.
My brother or sister, the birthday doesn't even enter into it. If you want cake just go get some.
But then I think about calories and other negative consequences. On my birthday, however, I can say: "Well, it's my birthday!"
I totally get that, that's fair
Sure, but I try to go to the place with all the bouncy castles and they won't let me play even if I bring my own socks.
Your grandma makes better chocolate cake than whatever the grocery store sells.
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