this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 132 points 1 year ago (5 children)

More people are still in the lurking stage of their lemmy evolution.

[–] [email protected] 114 points 1 year ago (11 children)

That’s why I’m being a lil chatty boi here. Pretend I said something clever

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ha ha ha, really? Wow, you're fascinating!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

What I also noticed is that most posts are fresh and the comments are like 5m old, even though I'm not sorting by new. We're not used to that coming from reddit

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

To shreds, you say?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They say he’s a Lemmy boy He said, “I’m a chatty boi…”

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Me too! Now, instead of just thinking dumb questions, I actually ask them.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey this guy said somethin clevah!

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Wow, thanks, that totally fixed it!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I think I comment quite a lot but rarely post. does that count as lurking?

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (21 children)

This is a comment. Engage with it.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Congrats! When’s the wedding?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Disengaged.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

peepee poopoo

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

You can’t make me.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Engage with deez nuts

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Oooh baby I'm engaging! Look out!!!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Ok, number one. Engage!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Thrusters engaged

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I already engaged

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The best part is adding that first comment and seeing it explode after.

(Explode being a very very relative term in this case 😜)

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Look at this guy with

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5 points.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It wasn’t a first (or even early) comment, I’m just encouraging participation on undiscovered posts. It’s super rewarding to ask a simple question and have engaging conversation unfold around you on a post that might otherwise die.

They don’t get hot if we don’t comment!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was more of a lurker for much of my time on Reddit but I find myself commenting and upvoting a lot more here because I genuinely want to contribute. I should probably just sack up and start actively posting on the few small communities I'd like to see grow tbh

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I got 4 followers on mastodon

I'm famous

Mkbhd n Austin Evans wanna collab with me

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω\) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(^ワ^) and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*: ・゚hehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д`●)・:*:・

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Someday I wanna find me someone that loves penis half as much as you do.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The ones I hate are "AITA" posts that are uploaded by a Reddit/Lemmy bot... Like, who tf are we supposed to reply to?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I just ban any of the content reposting bots.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Nah. U first!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Sorry, this is entirely my fault.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I'll give you an upvote and this thumbs up emoji 👍🏼

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I missed the comment count at first and thought he was mad about the external link.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Mad it’s an external link with no comments to read instead of visiting the link.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Mmmm I’ll engage with whatever content I want thank you very much.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I made this comment. There, I did something.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Hello world

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