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[–] [email protected] 54 points 9 months ago

Maybe don't union bust if you need so many workers?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Burrito season, according to Chipotle, runs from March to May

And, here I was stupidly referring to this time period as Spring!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

But everyone know that’s when burritos are at their freshest.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wait, spring? I called that autumn :O

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Worse; Brazilian

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Worst job I’ve ever had. Just an endless stream of people with no self control asking for “moaarr!” More chicken, more more more. And then their burrito is too fucking fat to wrap it up, so you wrap a big pile of slop into a little square of foil that’s busting at the seams. It’s a gross trough of slop that people stand over and gleet into with their mouth noises while poking the glass pointing at ingredients with their dirty fingers.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Stop, I can only get so aroused

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They should order the burrito bowl, it has more room for gluttony.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

The trick is getting an overloaded burrito bowl and then two tortillas on the side.

Two burritos for barely more than the cost of one.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

This is well placed marketing for Chipotle recruiting, restaurant turnover is often 200 or 300% year over year. That means the turn the entire staff of a given place over 2 or 3 times year. They have to do this all the time.

Citation: I worked at a chain that bragged about having only ~100% turnover year over year.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Chipotle needs to open for breakfast. They already have all the ingredients for breakfast tacos if they add eggs. Idiotas.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

They did a test run at my airport some years ago, but I don't think it took off. Sadly, I never got to check it out for myself.

http://www.businessinsider.com/chipotle-breakfast-burrito-2014-3

Edit: Here's what they offered:

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

From the article:

now is a good time for restaurants to expanding their morning menus.

unga-bunga, English hard.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

But when is Burrito BOWL season?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"season"? I eat at least two a week from my local taquerias

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

If you are eating them year round they are obviously not freshly picked from the tree, most likely stored in a climate controlled warehouse with nitrogen gas.

I mean you wouldn't eat spaghetti out of season would you?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Ah Burrito season, where my local place makes chipotle look like garbage!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They got plans for those employees after the "season?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Cutting hours until they quit, probably.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I thought burrito season was over.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

If they just paid people $25+ / hour, they might not have as many people quit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Great news for those Citi and Microsoft employees that just got laid off.