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Has anyone ever lady and the tramp-ed the three corners of a pizza slice? (hexbear.net)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Polymathematics has solved the 3-smooching problem, but whether this solution can be generalized into an N-smooching solution is yet unknown.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

new life goal

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

One of the people has to chew faster

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Poly relationships are all about balance, I'm told. Balance and communication, but hopefully not the latter because that would be talking while eating which is gross.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Body communication, maybe? Chewing in morse code?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

It would have to be thin crust. You wouldn't want a stretching bouthful on the way.

Square-cut would make it even easier, but you'd need 4.