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[–] [email protected] 208 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Not just hotels but houses too. There would be a slot inside the medicine cabinet for disposing razors into the wall. Dude who came up with the idea was probably like, "we'll all be dead from nuclear bombs before any of these fill up or needs to be renovated".

[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 59 points 10 months ago

Replace "nuclear bombs" with whatever relevant worldwide threat you'd like and the joke should still land for you 👍🏼

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

The future was repealed in the 1920's I think.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Someone is more likely to get cut from handling those open blades in the trash than a trained construction worker demolishing the wall.

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[–] [email protected] 116 points 10 months ago (2 children)

A small blade safe can hold hundreds of blades and it's like 4"x3"x3". Makes sense they thought the inside of drywall 5'x3'x1' would be fine. It can probably hold tens of thousands. Even with a new blade daily that's decades. And when you tear down the wall you're dealing with Sheetrock, nails and screws already. All that time would have dulled the incredibly thin blades.

This is all to say: it seems wild but was a decent idea.

[–] [email protected] 99 points 10 months ago (8 children)

Safety razors with disposable blades were introduced about 120 years ago, at one blade a day that's a bit less than 45000 blades

Double edged blades dimensions are: 0.1mm x 42.7mm x 22mm for 98.21mm³

45 000 blades would take a volume of 4 419 450mm³ or about 270in³

A regular indoor wall is made of 2x4 and each stud is 14.5 inches apart (16 inches on center). A 2x4 is in truth 1.5" x 3.5" so each inch of height inside the wall is 3.5 x 14.5 x 1 which is 50.75in³

45 000 blades stacked perfectly would therefore use 270 / 50.75 = 5.32 inches of the wall's height... So even if they didn't stack perfectly, it's pretty safe to assume that there's enough space inside the wall for hundreds of years at one blade a day (especially since old houses usually used true 2x4 and had their studs at 24" on center)

[–] [email protected] 67 points 10 months ago (4 children)

One blade a day?!! Are you a billionaire or something? The acceptable signal to replace the razor is when the pain from the dull blade pulling your hairs makes your eye watery, and then you try to man up for a couple more shaves before accepting defeat and put in a fresh blade.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

It's an exaggeration to show how long it would take to fill a wall

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Also, most people use blades for more than one day's shave. I think more like 3 - 7, depending on the blade and how picky the shaver (I get more than seven shaves per blade).

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

Same. I've gone 6 weeks on one blade if I was working from home a lot and didn't have to shave often.

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This was behind the medicine cabinet in my house.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Idk why but this bothers me

[–] [email protected] 64 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Because they owned the house for who knows how many decades and only used 9 razor blades?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

If it was a vinyl, it would still count as a mint condition.

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

A hole in a steamy bathrooms wall where you dispose wet things full of human skin cells sounds like a mold-hotel.
And if there are kids around, they put everything small enough inside.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 55 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Wall of Tetanus is a pretty sick 5th level spell.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's also a pretty good name for a metal band

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think this is the first real TIL for me in ages.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Remodeling contractors hate this one trick..

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How bad could it be? They’d all be piled up at the bottom of one stud cavity and you know they’re there. If you’re demoing the wall you’re gonna have gloves and a shop vac and a bigass broom and shovel anyway.

Still I got a little blade bank (about the size of those mini soda cans) on Amazon for $7 for my double-edge blades. Last year. And it still has plenty of room in it. Supposedly it holds 300 blades. That’s two blades a week for nearly 3 years. An absurd frequency…I replace my blade every week and I shave my head and they could totally go longer, they’re just so damn cheap.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Multiple homes I've lived in have had these slots in the medicine cabinets lol.

Did they anticipate people not living long enough to care? Or that some biome would form to use the blades as food?

Interesting decisions all around.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (2 children)

They are very slim. You would really need to shave a lot to see it being full.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (3 children)

We used to have a Victorian era house with one of these. We had to replace that wall in the bathroom and there was this huge pile of rusty razor blades in the wall. Had to use tongs to pick them up for disposal.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

Yeah we had a 1920s house with a metal medicine cabinet above the sink. It had the razor blade slot and yeah they literally fell into the wall between the studs.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Where do they go? To the Oubliette.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (42 children)

I use those blades in present day.

When I put in a new blade, I keep the wax paper wrapper, then rewrap the discarded blade in said wax paper before discarding it.

Give or take twelve years into this endeavor, I've had zero issues with this system.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (14 children)

Safety razors are great! They're way cheaper than "conventional" (3, 4, 5 blade) razor blades. They shave a lot closer, and you can get a variety of different grades of blades to fit your comfort level.

The only reason the expensive multi-blade disposable razor cartridge became popular was because Gillette enshitified their razors to maximize profit.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The little plastic magazine my DE blades come in have a little slot in the back for used blades, just slide them in and then when the magazine is empty chuck the whole thing. Wrankles me a little bit that the steel is ending up in a landfill, but most things you put in the recycle bin does too because society doesn't work, so.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Get yourself a blade bank and put your used blades in it. They are a cheap and safe way to dispose of your razor blades.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I had an old house with one of those. I renovated the bathroom so I can confirm they all go into the wall. God what a mess. 2ft of rusty used razor blades wedged in there.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Older medicine cabinets have a slot in them for this very purpose. A lot of people living in old homes probably have a razor blade slot or two and don't even realize it.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I've come across one or two walls full of blades doing basement renos.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why were the walls doing renos?

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (17 children)

Once saw a video of someone who forged a knife from old razor blades he found in a wall. There were hundreds. They shaved more often in the old days I presume...

[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago (20 children)

They probably shaved about the same but mostly used double-edged (100% steel) blades that could easily fit in a slot, rather than the plastic-clad, quadruple-blade nonsense sold for $8/cartridge.

You can still buy double edged razors for about 10-15 cents apiece, by the way.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If I had this in my home, I would draw a face around this "mouth".

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

R/definitelyputyourdickinthat

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (17 children)

I still use safety razors. I get all excited when I'm at a bathroom that I can slip one in the wall.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

so it's the graveyard of razorblades?

razorgraves?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

Tomb razor.

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