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[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is this how Java web tokens were transported back in the day?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I get it though. The red tip is the goblin and they are trying to say it’s big and round.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's actually a mistranslation from Swedish to English. It's supposed to say waterproof.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

I'm going to choose not to believe this and maintain that Sweden was metal before there was metal.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

as a swede i can confirm we can barely use that word thanks to the influence of english, there are a bunch of words like that which english completely ruined..

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Or the box is the goblin and the matches inside are the fetuses we rip out and set alight.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Potato potahto:-P

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

rub your goblin's tummy and he bursts into flames.. all the goblinkin come streaming out..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Just the tip then

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh Sweden. It's like an entire country learned English from google translate. "Hit Me Baby One More Time" was written by a Swede, and the overtones of domestic violence are innocently enough supposed to be a reference to calling somebody on the phone, not literally "hitting" them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think I remember hearing "Cake by the Ocean" was too

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Yeah, the band's producers/co-writers were at a bar trying to order Sex on the Beach but called it Cake by the Ocean

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Result of attempt to mimic human behavior = 60%.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pirate Software’s rowdy crowd is everywhere now. And they’re procreating.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Ah, a fellow Thor enjoyer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Image Transcription: Twitter Post


jono ganz, @jonoganz

"What should we call our matches?"

"I dunno, something normal"

[A photograph of a cigarette box is shown. The text of the box reads "IMPREGNATED GOBLIN SAFETY MATCH MADE IN SWEDEN". An illustration is on the box, of a witch wearing red clothing in a horse drawn carriage with two horses in front of it.]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Impregnated Goblin safety matches. What the world really needed and just didn't know it.

It reminds me of the Oatmeal when he compared Miracle Whip to tasting like Goblin Spooge. If that's what you want, you should be "goblin" up our products made from 100 percent impregnated goblin runoff.