"We will always protect our beloved ~~society~~ economy in difficult times!
Don't worry though, when we pump that relief money into banks and corporations, those benevolent, privately owned, for profit organizations will ensure those relief funds will trickle down to you!
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But hey don't be a filthy socialist, you should be grateful that you live in such embarrassingly decadent times... for your economic superiors!"