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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a someone who frequently argues with IT teams over ridiculous hidden password rules that drive crappy user experience I feel triggered by this game.

This is fantasticll

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

My company finally went to a non expiring multi-word based policy. Took them a major breach but finally some sanity.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I hate Paul...

I made it up to rule 25 and then Paul starved because I was thinking too long about which characters to ban.

To make it over Rule 24 (Paste the URL of a Youtube video with a certain random length), I even created a video with the correct length and kept uploading it to Youtube to get a URL without roman numerals and decently usable atomic weights.

When I tried it again after that dumb chicken starved, I hit Youtube's maximum daily upload limit. Now Youtube thinks I am a spambot or something.

Btw, there are 35 rules total, in case anyone else makes it over 24. And spoiler, the one that got me doesn't matter at all. It's one of the easiest of all.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That's a heroic effort! I laughed so hard.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I figured out what random country I got dropped into was, but I cannot for the life of me figure out the best chess move. Made it though up to rule 16 with this:
Pepsi2004assnbcgb🌔wordVII114355!JuneVTRAcTKuwait

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

For the chess rule, you may need an x before and a + after.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

PAUL HAS STARVED is the most evil thing :P

Also I got Madagascar, which was kind of hard...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Your password must include the URL of a 23 minute 42 second long YouTube video."

lol

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Careful with Paul. He may starve.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I quit after I got that...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think I will quit at this point.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

OK, I may have hit a wall with this one.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some useful resources:

Emoji Moon Phases, you'll need Waxing Gibbous right now (🌔)

https://starinastar.com/moon-phase-emojis-a-review/

Today's Wordle Answer:

https://www.tomsguide.com/news/what-is-todays-wordle-answer

The Elements sorted by Atomic Number:

https://www.angelo.edu/faculty/kboudrea/periodic/structure_numbers.htm

Chess Move Solver:

https://nextchessmove.com/

What killed me was trying to feed the chicken while hunting for a YouTube video of a certain length. I did get past that once when I was lucky enough to be asked for a 9 minute 0 second video. Because people upload "timer" videos of exactly X minutes, that was possible. The "26 minute 59 second" video resulted in a dead chicken.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

What the hell is a gibbous and why does it need waxing?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I gave up around the roman numbers because I chose to include May...

Think I should try again.

edit: okay, I'm going to call it on the Wordle rule.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

im case you tackle it again, the month does not need to be capitalized, and if its lower case, it doesn't count as a roman numeral

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shortly after the Wordle rule I got told I had to include the country Colombia. Which, with an L, made it impossible to multiple Roman Numerals to equal 35...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only uppercase letters get treated as Roman numerals, same for periodic table. The real killer one for those two is YouTube url

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For me it wouldn't even let me copy/paste a YouTube URL. Trying to do so kept automatically pasting in the title of the damn video. 😠

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

it wouldn’t even let me copy/paste

It's so real, right?

I hate when they forbid c/p password fields - that's so stupid and even lessens security.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My captcha and chess move add up to more than 25 😢

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You can change the captcha by refreshing it using the button next to it

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

Let me just say: screw Paul and his inability to pace himself when eating. I just gave him a bunch of food to satiate him and he decided to eat it all at once and die from overeating...

Cool concept though!