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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This must be a non-American thing because outside of being raw dough or burnt, I’ve never once had to clarify how cooked I’d like my bread.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a non-American I have no idea what OP is talking about.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yeah, I'm french, I just assumed it was the same everywere.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

As a bread enjoyer, I'm intrigued. Would you like to elaborate a bit? All I can find is different types of bread (like different flour, shape etc.).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

So is cooked a translation thing?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

North America doesn't have a bread culture like much of Europe does, and it's sad.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Just what I was thinking. I don’t think I even have a proper bread making bakery in my town. I wish I could be in the culture that this comment is from.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Where I am you can buy part-baked bread and "well fired" rolls. https://aldprdproductimages.azureedge.net/media/resized/$Aldi_GB/05.04.22/4088600273976_0_L.jpg

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've never heard bread referred to as "cooked" in my entire life. Baked, yes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You’re telling me you’ve been eating dough this whole time?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Next you'll tell me it's just flour yeast eggs milk and salt, has the whole world gone mad? 🍞 🤪

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Most bakery bread doesn't even include eggs milk and salt

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Bread is just flour, water, yeast and salt (you really need the salt). If it has anything else, you're either being sold something fancy or some industrial crap.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Baking is just one type of cooking.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Op being French is the only kind of context that could make this post make sense.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I'm super confused.

Is there a reason you're saying cooked rather than baked?

Even swapping cooked for baked I'm still confused.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I heard somewhere that one time there was an Asian lady that didn't know the word 'toast', so while at a restaurant part of her order was 'bread, medium rare' LOL!

Hey, lacking the right word, it does at least make sense when you think about it for a moment.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

op what are you ~~doing~~ cooking in your shower

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Overthinking.

Do not do it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

But these bread buns are hot and need glazing