this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The old neighbor's calves must be incredible.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

Herds of young cows? Sure sounded like it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

from experience wearing extremely heavy shoes once, I can attest that the most strained muscles in this scenario would be the hip flexors.

(edit to fix voice to text typos, apparently I posted this comment when I was half asleep)

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

On the advice of counsel, and pursuant to my rights granted by the Fifth Amendment, I respectfully decline to answer your question.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My downstairs neighbor seems to be wearing some of those glass breaking pens you can buy for emergencies, as heels.

Our apartment is incredibly well sound proofed, you can't hear any of the city noise and usually can't even hear the elevator bell on our floor, even though it's obnoxiously loud. You also can't hear voices, radio or TV from downstairs.

But yet my downstairs neighbor, who apparently ALWAYS wears heels and can't sit down for longer than 5 minutes, manages to make it sound like someone is constantly hammering a nail into solid concrete, with every step she makes.

The tack tack tack tack noise coming from down there, you can figure out where she is in her place, simply by where the sound goes and comes from. From that I know that while most of the layout of her apartment seems the same, two doors are in places where we have walls.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

every step she takes... every move she makes... she'll be killin' you

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

I like to practice my ceiling basketball when they go to bed

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Not the chancla!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Aussie concrete thongs for mob hits.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

hmm, image doesn't appear to want to load for me on my instance

and then after visiting the post directly it does. how odd

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

It might just have been that you were the first person from your instance to visit this conversation, so your instance hadn't bothered to cache the image

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

thog dont caare

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Clodhoppers

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Hey, where did you get that image of my slippers?!