this post was submitted on 24 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (3 children)

What s the purpose of the Axe if you have a guillotine

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Damn. I missed making a good joke.

To make whoopee.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

To make more than one head.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Getting a two-to-one return rate on heads is unheard of, but the best executioners have been known to do it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And when we execute Musk we will replace the whoopee cussion with a button that makes goat sounds.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I want to keep him alive, but everyone stops talking about him online, and when he tries to speak IRL everyone shushes him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Put him on the first rocket to mars but make sure you filter the news feed from earth to scrub out any mention of him at all, and replace them with sentences giving credit to his subordinates.

He'll go full shining within a year.